Dear :~homemadetasers:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you ignore my best friend. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before our friendship.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
-yellowed-papier

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I believe that I'm worse then Splintter...up-dating for a meme. *hangs head in shame* Any how. I refuse to tag people. If you want to do it, then by all means have at-er. I did it because I realized mine would actually read like a letter I might actually write.